Would he karate chop my neck <br />Or break through a pile of bricks <br />Maybe smash my misconceptions <br />With a sumo smash <br />A roundhouse kick <br />To my indignant brain.<br /><br />Denis Kucharski<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/wwcnd-what-would-chuck-norris-do/
