How many quacks does a quack quack quack <br />before he ducks for fish? <br />How many ducks does a quack quack duck <br />before his fish is fished? <br /> <br />How many geese's goose is cooked <br />because they ate up all the fish? <br />How many cooks cook geese <br />before their goose is cooked? <br /> <br />How many fowl fall foul <br />of fowl hunting cooks? <br />How many fowls' geese are cooked <br />before they flew from a foul hunting cook? <br /> <br />How many ducks' goose is cooked <br />because he didn't duck duck duck <br />when a fowl cook reached for his neck?<br /><br />David Taylor<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/duck-don-t-stick-your-neck-out/