I always <br />have to go bed first <br /> <br />in order(on orders) <br /> <br />to warm it up for you <br />(get my butt froze off) <br /> <br />so that <br />by the time you arrive <br /> <br />it’s cosy <br />as toast. <br /> <br />Somehow it’s also always me <br />who gets to sleep in the wet patch. <br /> <br />Charming. <br /> <br />I also <br />have a myriad other uses. <br /> <br />“It’s handy <br />to have a man around the house! ” <br /> <br />You declare <br />(your tongue in my cheek) . <br /> <br />Charming <br />(I’m sure) . <br /> <br />And now you want me <br />to warm you <br /> <br />up...inside. <br /> <br />How can I refuse <br />such a sweet command.<br /><br />Dónall Dempsey<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/sweet-command/
