Coach worked the counter <br />at a video store in Hollywood... <br />musicians, actors, drag queens... <br />to say the clientele was eclectic <br />was an understatement, <br />but even Coach was surprised <br />when a naked man walked into the store. <br />This could lead to no good. <br /> <br />9-1-1 <br />'Yes, I have a naked man in my store' <br /> <br />'Can you describe him.' <br /> <br />'He's naked.' <br /> <br />'Black or white? ' <br /> <br />'White, six two, maybe 200 pounds, <br />did I mention he was naked? ' <br /> <br />'Sir, the police are on their way, <br />but we need to know who we're <br />dealing with...' <br /> <br />'Come into the store, <br />I'll be the guy with clothes on, <br />he'll be the guy who's naked.' <br /> <br />Frank, Louie, Manny and a <br />few other cops responded, <br />maybe a bit of overkill, <br />but Coach kept them well <br />supplied with free movies and coffee <br />because he like having them <br />there quickly... <br /> <br />They put the guy in handcuffs... <br />Frank, a burly bulk of a man <br />tried to get a few laughs <br />at Coach's expense... <br /> <br />'C'mon Coach, admit it, <br />you were checking out his package.' <br /> <br />Coach thought carefully and said, <br />'Maybe so, but you're the one <br />who likes him in handcuffs.' <br /> <br />That set the cops to laughing <br />as Frank stormed out... <br />Louie said <br />'There goes your Christmas card.'<br /><br />Coach Roth<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/paradise-part-6-the-naked-man/
