Sure! How about 'If you're looking for Amanda, you may notice she's not currently at her desk. She is searching for her mind, which is probably lost somewhere in a sea of e-mails, documents, and spreadsheet columns. She may or may not be found in the Copy Center looking for it, as she has had very minimal luck finding it elsewhere.' <br /> <br />'She will, however, be checking her messages periodically throughout happy hour, so please feel free to leave a voicemail at the beep to which she will respond between the hours of 6 and 8: 30 P.M. with a kind, slightly slurred 'Go to hell.'' <br /> <br />'Thank you for your patience and sympathy in Amanda's time of loss.'<br /><br />Amanda Lukas<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/and-now-you-want-me-to-write-an-away-message/
