I sincerely hope that this letter will not come to you as a surprise <br />Or embarrassment, since upon each other we have never laid eyes <br />I am deeply sorry if I have in any manner disturbed your privacy <br />Let me introduce myself, I am Dr Christopher F. S. McGee <br /> <br />I was into currency exchange business, a British national from the UK <br />I have been diagnosed with Oesophageal cancer and it won't go away <br />According to the docs, now I have only a few months to live <br />I didn't lead my life well, never wanted to give <br /> <br />But now God has called me, did I mention I was stupendously rich <br />And giving away all my money has become a real bitch <br />I gave some to my family to pass it on to those in need <br />But they kept it all to themselves in a show of unmitigated greed <br /> <br />I have two millions dollars ($2,000,000.00) with a financial institution abroad <br />I'd like you to help me give it to charity, choose any of your own accord <br />I shall communicate with you, and of the transfer give further detail <br />Whatever your decision, I thank you for taking the time to read this email <br /> <br />(Sydney, Australia - 2008)<br /><br />Alessandra Liverani<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/spammed-humour/