Seeing as no one else would <br />I started stalking <br /> <br />me. <br /> <br />I was beside myself <br />with joy <br /> <br />like <br />wow <br /> <br />everywhere I’d go <br />why...there I’d be! <br /> <br />Always kept one step ahead of <br />my Self <br /> <br />spying on me with evil intent <br /> <br />ogling myself as I’d come & go <br />I also...went. <br /> <br />Fancying my Self <br />like mad <br /> <br />finally it got so <br />bad <br /> <br />& I had to take out <br />a court order <br />on me <br /> <br />restraining my <br />Self <br /> <br />saying that I <br />couldn’t come <br />a hundred yards <br />within myself <br /> <br />& when that failed <br />I had to have my Self <br /> <br />arrested <br />& taken into <br /> <br />my own <br />custody. <br /> <br />But now <br />having observed <br /> <br />my Self closely <br /> <br />I realised I was <br />nothing special <br /> <br />(quite ordinary <br />actually) <br /> <br />& I went <br />totally off <br />my Self <br /> <br />couldn’t stand <br />me no more! <br /> <br />And that’s when it dawned <br /> <br />I’d have to find <br />somebody other <br /> <br />than my good <br />Self <br /> <br />to stalk & <br /> <br />“Well...hello...there! ”<br /><br />Dónall Dempsey<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/self-staker-for-michael-but-not-about-him/
