A daft feral kitten, <br />Is sitting on my stoop <br />Every day <br />Another attempt <br />To welcome to my boot. <br /> <br />Daft feral kittens, <br />Always my drive way, <br />Charged acceleration <br />And a kitty cat filet. <br /> <br />Daft feral kittens <br />Heed do not seem to take, <br />They shit on my hood, <br />Pee under it they make. <br /> <br />Daft Feral kittens, <br />13 are in her house, <br />Steel teeth I’ve loaded <br />and baited with a mouse. <br /> <br />Now less feral kittens <br />Pestering my car <br />2 have met their maker <br />11 aren’t far. <br /> <br />Daft feral kittens <br />I’m working on my game <br />A field goal is kicked <br />And a kitty rocket plane <br /> <br />A b.b. gun I’ve bought <br />And a sling shot in que <br />If that doesn’t work <br />Drowning’s an option too. <br /> <br />Daft Feral Kittens <br />Have tasted gasoline <br />The fourth is getting near <br />And fire works they’ve seen. <br /> <br />So Feral Kittens <br />Won't you join in the fun <br />A barbeque <br />some blackened fur, <br />And 13 now are none. <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />Copyright (C) David DeSantis<br /><br />David DeSantis<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/cats-are-lovable-little-creatures-this-poem-is-a-joke/
