If no one ever marries me <br />I may end up with much money <br />Which’ll make my nose quite runny <br />And put too much food in my tummy <br /> <br />If get married I do not <br />It would ruin the complex plot <br />I’ll go to sea and sleep in a cot, <br />And adopt three children; Line, Square and Dot <br /> <br />If I never marry <br />Things will start to get scary <br />My arms will grow big and hairy <br />I’ll get hate mail from the fairy of dairy <br /> <br />On the other hand… <br />Married people are often bland <br />If the world was a beach, they’d be the sand <br />Never being married: it could be GRAND!<br /><br />YYY YYY<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/if-no-one-ever-marries-me/
