Fred’s frequent funky farts <br />Freaking flip me feet-side-up. <br />Fred often farts after a feed <br />Of fatty or fried foods. <br />Fred’s frequent funky flatulence <br />Follows Fred from floor to floor <br />From 4’ to 4’. <br />Like flying foxes in flight, <br />Fred’s filthy farts float about. <br />Instead of a fart Fred infrequently <br />Sharts which looks like a <br />Foaming, fluorescent formaggio on focaccia! <br />So if you’re ever in the vicinity of Fred, <br />VEER FROM HIS REAR.<br /><br />(kc) ripper<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/freds-farts/
