Why is it when I'm doing what dogs do, <br />what dogs are designed to do, <br />then I'm a Bad Dog? <br /> <br />Why is it when I'm not doing what dogs do, <br />denying my very canininity, <br />then I'm a Good Dog? <br /> <br />Sniffing strangers' arses; humping Auntie's leg; <br />pissing to say 'I woz 'ere' - that's what we were made for! <br />Sitting still and silent, make no noise or smell, <br />wearing dainty waistcoats - just an evil joke! <br /> <br />Good dog, bad dog - why can't we decide, <br />join your debate on the meaning of 'good'? <br />We dogs can emote and intuit, be logical and positive! <br />Philosophical dogs, unite! <br />You have nothing to lose but your... <br />oh, yes, you've lost them already. Damn.<br /><br />Wild Bill Balding<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/good-dog-bad-dog/
