Would you like to try my lie detector? He said. <br /> <br />How does it work? <br /> <br />It just goes 'hmmm' every time you think something that is not true. <br /> <br />Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, I thought.<br /><br />David Taylor<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/lie-detector/