The strong smell of bleach <br />always reminds me of when I was young <br />and went to learn to swim. <br />The instructor told us then <br />that the best way to learn to swim <br />was with nothing on. <br />Once our embarrassment was over, <br />we learned how to swim. <br />Nowadays laws being what they are <br />you can never learn to swim in the nod. <br />Anyone would be hung, drawn and quartered <br />for even suggesting it. <br />After loosing your embarrassment <br />of running around in the nod, <br />the next step up was streaking, <br />showing your wears to everyone. <br />That feeling of being totally free <br />suddenly comes over you, <br />you peel off your clothes and away you go. <br />They say the best time to do it is at midnight, <br />but some like to do it during the day. <br />However, the next time you feel <br />like being totally free you know just what to do. <br />Wait until midnight or go and have a cold shower. <br />It always works for me. <br /> <br />3 June 2008<br /><br />David Harris<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/your-wears-fun-poem-81/