Monkeys and waffles <br /> And waffles and Monkeys <br /> I like to eat waffles while riding my donkey <br /> Donkeys like Waffles as much as we do <br /> But never give donkeys more Waffles than two <br /> Because donkeys like their Waffles <br /> Just as much as me <br /> And if you give donkeys more Waffles than two <br /> You know they'll just want three <br /> <br /> Back to my monkey <br /> The one who likes Waffles <br /> I've tried other things like tofu and falafels <br /> Its only Waffles that make him stay home <br /> And nobody likes it when your monkeys gone <br /> <br /> Because monkeys create havoc <br /> Everywhere they go <br /> So feed them their Waffles <br /> As much as they want <br /> And their dung they will not throw <br /> <br /> Its very crucial <br /> Enough can't be said <br /> A Waffleless monkey is something to dread <br /> Just do what I tell you <br /> And things will be fine <br /> Your monkey will thank you <br /> While swinging from vine <br /> <br /> I do it myself <br /> Thats why I can boast <br /> So keep lots of Waffles <br /> The other white toast<br /><br />Martin Paul Patton<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/monkeys-and-waffles/
