The woman for me rides a unicorn to the end of the rainbow <br />Singing stories of true love to a leprechaun <br />Who jabs his elbow in a genies side as to say get a load of this one <br />The genie doesn’t notice my lovely <br />He is too busy already granting wishes to the tooth fairy for a money tree. <br />The Loch Ness monster ran off with Bigfoot to Eden <br />Not leaving any directions about how to get there <br />And the dragon sleeps tonight at the feet of a giant who is getting drunk <br />Pounding his fist on a table <br />With the Holy Grail in hand <br />A treasure map in the other <br />A Sphinx put out the fire <br />From which the phoenix was to be reborn <br />With water from the fountain of youth <br />Zeus and Thor are arguing about whose turn it is to chuck bolts of lighting at me <br />And Santa brings the Easter bunny eggs from the golden goose <br />So he can front god’s son some credit <br />But Jesus is staying in a losing hand of poker to the devil for my soul<br /><br />frost smith<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/mythical-creatures/
