My husband calls this my feminazi poem. I guess that means he doesn't like it much...hehehe. I'm really not a feminazi...I was just having a bad day when I wrote it. <br /> <br />Female <br /> <br />Female, she male, <br />everything but a he male. <br />Unbinder of ties and apron strings. <br />Remover of rings and hair doodady things. <br />Stand up tall against the testosterone gale. <br /> <br />Sweep whatever from under the bridge. <br />Launderer of soiled, smell gagging, socks <br />Snip, clipper of limp, lanky, locks <br />Clean out your closets, but don't forget the fridge. <br /> <br />Your appliance days have come to an end. <br />Wish washer of dishes. <br />Back scratcher of tag itches. <br />You have better things to attend. <br /> <br />Dust all of the dirt from the end of your day. <br />Previous slow cooker. <br />Politically correct hooker <br />distributing all of the pay. <br /> <br />Female, she male, <br />everything but a he male. <br />Mother of many. <br />Earn your own penny. <br />Stand up tall against the testosterone gale <br /> <br />©2008 Dawn Slanker<br /><br />Dawn Slanker<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/female-free-form/
