I wish I could stop swearing <br />It really is a vice <br />For people with good hearing <br />It isn’t very nice <br /> <br />I bought a book on e-Bay <br />Entitled ‘Help Yourself’ <br />I read it in just one long day <br />Now it’s gathering dust on the shelf <br /> <br />This constant profanity flow.. <br />It turns the air navy blue <br />If I dropp some-thing on my toe <br />‘Dear me’ somehow just won’t do <br /> <br />I feel a lot better now <br />I know what is causing these fits <br />I read about it in ‘Now’ <br />I’ve got a disease called Tourettes! <br /> <br />copyright Victoria George<br /><br />VICTORIA GEORGE<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/i-must-stop-swearing/
