Show me a wrong conclusion <br />and I’ll jump to it. <br /> <br />Show me a wrong tree <br />and I’ll bark up it. <br /> <br />Show me a wild goose <br />and I’ll chase it. <br /> <br />Show me a hare <br />and I’ll hare after it. <br /> <br />Show me a conspiracy theory <br />and I thought of it first. <br /> <br />Tell me I’m too passive <br />and I’ll punch your face in for saying it. <br /> <br />Tell me I’m too aggressive <br />and I’ll break your bloody neck for even suggesting it. <br /> <br />Call me iggerant <br />an I'll teach yer... <br /> <br />Who you lookin’ at? <br />Saw yer lookin’…<br /><br />Michael Shepherd<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/self-knowledge-3/