I think God deserves better than the kind of chintzy <br />fairytale poetry written by religious people. He is <br />far more powerful than them or their pathetic and <br />conceited attempts to scare people with threats a <br />bout the grim reaper or the devil. <br /> <br />Hey, that reminds me, who do you think would win <br />in a wrestlemania face-off between the grim reaper <br />and the devil? I think the devil would win hands <br />down because all the grim reaper has is that dopey <br />scythe, a clumsy instrument that is rendered useless <br />in close-in combat. And that black gown that he <br />wears (and never throws in the wash, I’ll bet) cuts <br />off his peripheral vision. I think the devil’s <br />pitchfork allows for more versatility, and he can <br />head-butt the grim reaper with his horns. <br /> <br />Ultimately, God can easily dispatch both of them <br />with a flick of his nonexistent little finger. What he <br />seems unable (or unwilling) to do is help religious <br />people write decent poetry.<br /><br />Professor Poetry Hound<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/bad-poetry-about-god/
