(Dodgy Dave Tale) Crisco Kid <br /> <br /> <br />Oh! Everyone hold onto your hats <br />This tale is inspired after David took a bath <br />The one on a sunny day with no rain <br />As the bus pulled up seeing David soaking wet in vain <br /> <br />That was David's tale of 'It Rains On His Parade' <br />Maybe you'll want to read it before I talk of this charade <br />You see I talked of David's plight <br />Of how he got soaked when the sun was so bright <br /> <br />You'll have to read his funny Tale <br />To understand better the details <br />Then read the comment left by dear Mr Marvin Goldfarb <br />As he gets in his funny barb <br /> <br />David is always having trouble with the size of his frame <br />6 foot and 3 inches he proclaims <br />It has given him many knots on his head <br />Or he'll lose sight of his wife that he wed <br />(When they dance he can see right over her head) <br /> <br />David claims a cloud of rain follows him wherever he goes <br />And rain mixed with manure in his boots makes him grow <br />Well my friend... Marvin has come up with a solution for you <br />'Crisco' the 'Shortening' just might do! <br /> <br />It is 'shortening' that may bring you down in size <br />If nothing else the rain will not be your demise <br />For lathering in 'Crisco' the rain can't penetrate <br />And you'll be dry to the bone but one slippery mate <br /> <br />SO....my new name I give you for your Deadwood Town <br />Is 'Crisco Kid'...smile...don't wear a frown: O) <br /> <br /> <br />26 July 2008<br /><br />JoJo Bean<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/dodgy-dave-tale-crisco-kid/
