(In which, Adolph Hitler <br />discovers Transcendental Meditation, <br />learns how to levitate, <br />and invades Poland.) <br /> <br /> <br />Today is Ash Wednesday. <br />The ashes on his forehead <br />give him a migraine. <br /> <br /> <br />He is quickly approaching <br />the commonly accepted <br />definition of 'total ruin'. <br /> <br /> <br />He can not imagine <br />that evil could ever be real, <br />nor the sky gray clouds <br />he sails through, while pretending <br />to be Christopher Columbus.<br /><br />David Kowalczyk<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/levitating-hitler/