(Dodgy Dave Tale) He Put Himself In Jail <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />Never say David is not on the ball <br />He is always thinking ahead...that's all <br />He is always playing pranks you see <br />That make you laugh and slap your knee <br /> <br />His motto is 'Always be prepared' <br />The same motto the boy scouts share <br />He was thinking he would do his sermon in court <br />Maybe receive a little more support <br /> <br />He had his sermon done in hand <br />But it wasn't his words they couldn't understand <br />HE just couldn't read his own hand writing <br />And it wasn't because of poor lighting <br /> <br />He was guilty of poor penmanship <br />That's what made him slip <br />Two steps back and in the pokey <br />Maybe David should use Karaoke <br />They don't need to hear him sing <br />But at least you'll see the words on that thing <br /> <br /> <br />5 Aug 2008 <br /> <br /> <br />© 2008 (All rights reserved)<br /><br />JoJo Bean<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/dodgy-dave-tale-he-put-himself-in-jail/
