This American manhood, <br />Aren't we just the toast of the earth <br />With our muscular SUVs <br />And SuperDuty trucks, <br />How formidable with our Sequoias <br />And Rams & Expeditions, <br />Our testicles hang clear to our knees! <br />KingCab & Hummer, <br />A thirty-four-foot fifth wheel! <br />Don't mess with America <br />And her gritty-jowled leathernecks, <br />Finesse is flaky flowerpower- <br />Better left to Belgium & Thailand, <br />Now get outta my way<br /><br />Craig Steiger<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/american-manhood/
