(Dodgy Dave Tale) Jailbird Vera <br /> <br /> <br /> Seems the Vicar has a jailbird for a wife <br />Heaven knows how long she'll be in the pokey.. <br />days or life <br />He'll have to pray for guidance for her soul <br />Or maybe a few 'please Lord' for a quick parole <br /> <br />The trial was set and Mayor Papa Bear's wife came in <br />Up to the stand to speak of the incriminating sin <br />Here Vera was found sleeping on the curb outside <br />Waiting for Daniel O'Donnell tickets to arrive <br />(In England he is a star of utmost size <br />At least in Vera's eyes) <br /> <br />She wasn't caught at that time <br />It was the Mayor's wife snitching the crime <br />Shame....shame....the Vicar's wife <br />Leaving such heartache and strife <br />Now the Vicar will have to reform her ways <br />Repent Vera! .......for better days <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />© 2008 (All rights reserved)<br /><br />JoJo Bean<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/dodgy-dave-tale-jailbird-vera/
