(Dodgy Dave Tale) Your Not A Real Santa <br /> <br /> <br />Well if you haven't heard by now <br />Dodgy Dave wears many Hats somehow <br />Somehow he is always dressed up other than himself <br />And this time it's not Santa's elf <br /> <br />He is dressed as Santa in all red and white <br />Volunteered to make kids faces bright <br />But just one mistake on his plan <br />He was carrying his mobile phone in his hand <br /> <br />So up stepped the next kid in line <br />Stating 'Your not the real Santa kind! <br />Santa's don't have mobile phones! <br />With all those rings and funny tones' <br /> <br />Quick to think David came back with his best <br />He said, 'That's my two way radio I contest! <br />The reindeer must warn me of a ticket on way. <br />In case the traffic warden puts one on my sleigh! ' <br /> <br /> <br />Quick thinking David...Your Santa on the spot <br />Now little Johnny doesn't think your not <br /> <br /> <br />24 Aug 2008 <br /> <br /> <br />© 2008 (All rights reserved)<br /><br />JoJo Bean<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/dodgy-dave-tale-your-not-a-real-santa/
