10 sep 08 <br />For Li. <br /> <br />Women are an awful lot <br />So hard to comprehend; <br />Clinging on to what they've got, <br />Yet demanding the world from men. <br /> <br />Delicate like porcelain dolls <br />And touchy creatures too: <br />Oh, but once you've got her gall <br />You'll end up in a loo. <br /> <br />She claims that 'oh, nothing is wrong', <br />So you carry on with football. <br />Trust me, pal, it won't be long <br />You'll be licking your wounded balls. <br /> <br />Her actions though seemingly simple, <br />Beware the mind behind it: <br />If you ain't a clue don't try to fumble <br />Coz she'll roast you on a spit. <br /> <br />So friend while you're still young and able, <br />Steer clear, don't take the gamble!<br /><br />Tiffanie Lein<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/complicated-species/
