I wake up 'alf dead. <br />Where the 'ell's me 'ead? <br /> <br />I'm not on my mettle <br />As I stagger to the kettle <br />For coffee. <br /> <br />Whoopee! <br /> <br />As I find me 'ead <br />Wot a lovely day <br />I'm glad I'm not dead.<br /><br />George BernardBloodyShaw<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/7-30-in-the-morning/
