There lived a woman named Gassy Gussy <br />with her food she was always quite fussy. <br />She only would eat, beans with no meat <br />but it made her tummy bloat up and get fussy. <br /> <br />She would eat a big plate of beans <br />washing it down with a warm pint of ale. <br />Then her belly would bloat, like an overfed goat <br />and her cheeks went from rose color, to quite pale. <br /> <br />One day It was said, Gassy Gussy must be dead <br />but never a body her neighbors had found. <br />All anyone seen, was a plate of beans licked clean <br />and said, was spotted flying overhead around town.<br /><br />Linda Winchell<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/a-woman-named-gassy-gussy/
