Snow White was not a happy girl all the time <br />Living with those seven dwarfs who worked in a mine. <br />She had to wash all the dirty clothes they wore <br />And couldn’t sleep nights when she heard them snore. <br /> <br />Winnie the Pooh didn’t wear shoes. <br />Being a bear he didn’t much care. <br />But one day he caught his foot in a snare <br />And that gave him a world of scare. <br /> <br />Little Po Peep <br />Had so many sheep. <br />In the stall she fell asleep <br />Counting all her sheep. <br /> <br />There were three little pigs who constantly fought each other. <br />They no longer wanted to live with one another. <br />So they built for themselves their own abode. <br />At least that’s the story I was told. <br /> <br />I know the story of William Tell and the arrow. <br />In an apple tree he wanted to shoot a sparrow. <br />He missed the sparrow and hit an apple instead. <br />It fell down and landed on William Jr’s head. <br /> <br />Mary Poppins didn’t know how to fly. <br />Well, really she didn’t even try. <br />Then one day when it was rainy and stormy <br />She opened up her umbrella and turned into a bird. <br /> <br />Tom Thumb fell into a Pudding Bowl. <br />All the while he cried who-o-o-o-ah. <br />He found himself coated from head to toe. <br />He licked his fingers and then his toes until they all showed. <br /> <br />Jack and Jill went up the hill to eat tortillas. <br />They gaggled them down and rolled back down like ballenas (whales) . <br />A little Spanish won’t hurt if you eat it with some agua (water) , <br />But too much will make you feel like a melon de agua (watermelon) . <br /> <br />Cinderella was quite a hipster <br />Until she lost her glass slipper <br />And the prince took her umbrella. <br />That was the last she saw of that fella.<br /><br />Ben Gieske<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/cast-of-characters-iii/
