I think my bladders falling! <br />I can't seem to hold my wee at all! <br />I dripped all over the store while out shopping <br />and almost caused some old guy to fall. <br /> <br />'CLEAN UP IN AISLE FOUR! ' was called <br />And I knew it had to have come from me. <br />Now I tried to make it to the womens room <br />but I couldn't seem to hold my pee! <br /> <br />This getting old stuff <br />isn't cracked up to be all that they've said. <br />Your bladder drops, your teeth fall out <br />you go stupid, and then your DEAD! <br /> <br />Why not just put me in a diaper now? <br />and place me, in a nursing home? <br />It is better than hearing it advertised <br />in the grocery store, of what I have done! <br /> <br />I guess I could have maybe waited <br />and not drank that extra cup of tea. <br />So I maybe wouldn't have felt my bladder dropping <br />and dribbled in the store, all that made me wee?<br /><br />Linda Winchell<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/i-think-my-bladders-falling/