I'm going to make my own Christmas Cards <br />and then maybe send one off to you. <br />I'll just get some colored paper and glitter <br />and that, old fashion, Mr. Elmer's Glue! <br /> <br />I'll cut them in somekind of a pattern <br />you know, the one only I would make. <br />And write some cute little phrase on it <br />or something mushy, that I'll have to really fake! <br /> <br />'Bah Humbug! ' I hate Christmas! <br />With all of its, pomp and circumstance! <br />Everyone out rushing around like chickens! <br />doing their chicken like, Christmas dance! <br /> <br />All rushing to get that, so called bargain! <br />Last years junk, picked over by crowds of cackling hens! <br />Toys pilled high on shelves in disarray <br />with rows of tangled, so called, ' BARGAIN bins! ' <br /> <br />Yep! this card thing sounds like the ticket! <br />I'll go get my supplies, down at our local five and dime. <br />So don't be surprised if you see there's nothing this year <br />under my Christmas tree again this time! <br />'Bah, Humbug! '<br /><br />Linda Winchell<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/bah-humbug-christmas/
