I had to fart I couldnt hold it in. <br />The bubbly gas hiding within. <br />It came out a stench so incredibly great. <br />Like a rotten banana on an empty plate. <br /> <br />It stank of cheese and rotten pickles. <br />As it enters your nose your spine it prickles. <br />Then the worst thing happened I burped so loud. <br />It was a great way to silence a crowd. <br /> <br />The cheese flavour I tasted in my mouth. <br />Coming back from the trip down south. <br />Everyone stared like I was retarted. <br />Just because I burped and farted. <br /> <br />Written with the help of Jasmin<br /><br />Silence Dogood<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/a-burping-fart/
