A Jerry Springer inspired parody of the Christmas classic, Let It Snow <br /> <br />Oh, the streets outside are frightful <br />But my darling with your charms so delightful <br />I have a plan to save us both <br />All set and ready to go <br />If you'll just agree this holiday season to <br />Be a ho, be a ho, be a ho <br /> <br />The gang wars and our landlord's threats show no signs of stopping <br />As through our broken windows the bullets and nasty words keep on flying <br />The electric company has turned all our lights way down low <br />In fact, I think they just might have turned them off <br />So babe all I know to get them and the water back on is this <br />You have to go out there and raise us some major cash flow <br />By being a ho, being a ho, being a ho <br /> <br />If we survive this crazy a night <br />How I'll hate kicking you and your bratty kids out into the storm <br />But hey babe <br />What else can a gangsta do <br />When the DNA results say <br />You ain't never been true <br />No wonder with your holiday lovin' you've been so uptight <br />All along it seems <br />Other guys have been keeping your cheating butt warm <br /> <br />Oh, now baby you tell me that from a S.T.D. you're slowly dying <br />Too bad girl <br />Cos this love thug is still thru with you <br />To our tainted love I'm still gonna be bye-bye-ing <br /> <br />So if you so called love for me is really true <br />You'll do me this one last favor to help off those credit card bills you ran up <br />And you'll get out there to do <br />What it appears you do the best <br />Be a ho, be a ho, be a ho <br /> <br />2008 Ramona Thompson<br /><br />Ramona Thompson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/a-ghetto-christmas/
