Meat is Meat (a christmas tale) <br /> <br />Santa came running up the road his coat was open <br />exposing a hairy belly, arms full of parcels, asked <br />me if I was a vet, because Rudolf had broken its leg. <br />Told him I was a destroyer of Christmas, took delight <br />telling children that Santa was their own uncle Ted) <br />every child got an uncle Ted) but was willing this once <br />to help him out. I called a Lapland friend, who has <br />a herd of reindeer lives in a tent and is dressed for <br />year long winters, he gave us a reindeer for free as <br />he too was a sentimental fool and had eight children. <br />Problem solved, but what about Rudolf? We sent him <br />to an abattoir where he was humanly slaughtered, <br />(humanly, means he was shot through its head when <br />eating carrots) as a reindeer is too cute to eat its flesh <br />was sold as veal, which is meat of doe eyed calves.<br /><br />oskar hansen<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/a-christmas-tale-2/
