Butterfly Pig <br />by Ted L Glines <br /> <br />Ah, the strange and elusive <br />butterfly pig flapping <br />flapping swooping gliding <br />but where <br />we said <br />where dost fly that butterfly pig? <br />we searched the piney woods <br />the hidden mountain valleys <br />we searched the whole world over <br />but have not found <br />that cleverly hidden nest <br />of the mysterious <br />butterfly pig <br />but we will find it <br />mark my words <br />we will ne'er give up <br />this quest <br />(you think me obsessed) <br />for the hiding butterfly pig <br />for we have proof <br />beyond all shades of doubt <br />the butterfly pig exists <br />what proof you ask <br />you doubting thomas <br />but I will make you <br />eat your doubting words <br />for what do you see <br />right here <br />upon my kitchen counter <br />right there sitting on my counter <br />displayed so openly <br />see this package <br />all the proof you need <br />what does the label say? <br />read it you unbeliever <br />smirking lurking unbeliever <br />read that label and weep <br />for it plainly says <br />“Butterfly Pork Chops! ”<br /><br />Ted L Glines<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/butterfly-pig/
