A tired horse climbed up the stair <br />Of the bar after a race <br />The bartender glanced at the mare <br />Inquired him: 'Why the long face? ' <br /> <br />Gold Digger Joe ordered a beer <br />In his favorite local diner <br />'I can't serve you' the barkeep sneered <br />See, Digger Joe, he was a miner <br /> <br />A snake came up out of the bay <br />'A cold one please, ' he snickered <br />But he wouldn't get his drink today <br />'Cause he couldn't hold his liquor <br /> <br />A pastor, rabbi and a priest <br />Entered in after a smoke <br />The bartender, whose brow was creased <br />Asked the three, 'Is this a joke? '<br /><br />Florence P. Wordsmith<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/bar-jokes/
