the toilet is my friend, <br />we see each other every now and then, <br />heres where i read and think, <br />heres where i take a dump and make it stink, <br />heres a place i can get away, <br />i use it now and everyday, <br />the toilet is a useful tool, <br />just think of it as a pool, <br />the toilet can keep secrets it will hush, <br />you can use it but don't forget to flush, <br />it's a place i can use when im sick from my stomach, <br />or when i drink too much and i have to vomit, <br />the toilet also has feelings, <br />so make sure you're bathroom has a fan in the ceilings, <br />the toilet hates when you take a big dump, <br />do too much and you'll have to use a pump, <br />the toilet will always be my friend, <br />we will see each other every now and then. <br /> <br />1/30/2009 <br />Copyright ©2009 Jose Murguia<br /><br />JOSE MURGUIA<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/the-toilet-poem-3/
