If your looking for the smart guy in the corner its me. <br />using the comparative method of etymology you will <br /> find the definition of poet is me. <br /> if i was a dinosaur i would be a thesaurus. <br /> i also like to use big words in conversations like idiosyncratic <br /> and unequivocally. <br /> <br /> i am an intellectual giant im theocritus and atlas together <br />the weight of the philosophical world rest on me alone. <br /> i seperate all of my isms categorically with schisms. <br /> <br /> and when i go to starbucks they just say its on the house champ <br />because i once knocked out bruce lee and george frasier at the <br />same time with a 8 pound merriam websters dictionary <br /> 'unabridged version of 1913' of course, <br /> calculating how long it would take for them to hit the ground <br /> on my circa 1982 swatch-watch wrist calculator. <br /> <br /> i'm the egocentric poet, <br /> i'm the grammer-slammer <br /> <br />my punctuation is so proper it makes queen <br />elizabeth look like she is from south jersey. <br /> and my bottle necked glasses are so thick <br /> it makes gallileo jealous. <br /> <br /> i once gangster slapped aristotle and quintilian <br /> and then proceded to give an oration on the importance <br /> of the liberal arts in classical antiquity. <br /> <br /> in the beginning there was me, <br /> i was there when adam named the animals <br /> and i told him his definition's were to ambiguous <br /> and that he needed to pronounciate more clearly. <br /> <br /> i know everything! <br /> vanity of vanities all of ecclesiates is about me. <br /> i'm all over the internet. <br />i'm the egocentric poet.<br /><br />nathan martin<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/the-egocentric-poet/
