I ran my car into God today; <br />I thought I had the right of way. <br />He says He’s suing after all; <br />Can you believe the Almighty gall. <br />“What happened to your spiel on Love? ” <br />“Not right now, Ms. Gilles Villeneuve! <br />I’ve been trying to get your whole attention; <br />I’m tired of your so-called good intention! ” <br />But I have things to do, a schedule to keep; <br />That Sunday check, it is not cheap! <br />Clients, family, even a yard, <br />And a shoddy attempt to be a bard. <br />But He tells me He’s feeling quite neglected; <br />Always the last one to be selected. <br />So I’m thinking “a little TLC” <br />And, just maybe, I could go scott-free. <br />I suggest coffee in a couple of days. <br />“I’m giving up caffeine! ”, so He says. <br />“So, what are my options? ” I almost yell. <br />“I thought you’d never ask to tell. <br />Take Me with you. I’ll ride along! ” <br />“A ride along? Now that's just wrong! <br />Will You pick the radio stations too? ” <br />“Is that too much to ask of you? ” <br />I threatened I would write about this… <br />“Go ahead! Won’t be your first hit-and-miss! ” <br />“Alright! Alright! Just come along, <br />But don’t say much and don’t sing that song! ” <br />So in order to prevent litigation, <br />I’m taking Him along…even on vacation!<br /><br />Roshni D'Souza<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/i-ran-my-car-into-god-today/
