I haven't done my homework Dad! <br /> <br />(Dad) Well my boy that's very bad! <br /> <br />But Dad my homework book got eaten! <br /> <br />(Dad) Don't lie to me or you'll get a beat'n! <br /> <br />But Dad it's true my book has gone! <br /> <br />(Dad) Now my son you're very wrong! <br />I saw it on the kitchen table <br />I do not like your silly fables <br /> <br />But Dad the Dog has eaten it <br />I saw him eat it, every bit! <br /> <br />(Dad) OK my son I've had it now! <br />It's homework time, dont want a row! <br />Ask your mum where it could be <br />I want it done before your tea! <br /> <br />(Mum) Oh my son you'll never guess <br />I put it on the floor <br />and the dog has eaten it <br />and your homework book's no more!<br /><br />Alex Skerratt<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/i-haven-t-done-my-homework/
