HERE: BUT NOT ALL THERE <br /> <br />'You've got to believe <br />in yourself! ' <br /> <br />smirks the psychiatrist <br />with a devilish grin. <br /> <br />God <br />wept. <br /> <br />'I can't...I'm an atheist! ' <br /> <br />Ding! <br /> <br />'I'm afraid your time is up! ' <br /> <br />God left <br />under a cloud. <br /> <br />The Devil buzzed his receptionist: <br /> <br />'Oh, Mrs. Succubus-Smithers...can you <br />cancel God's <br /> <br />next appointment? ' <br /> <br />'What? I don't care what you tell him! ' <br /> <br />'Tell him <br />I don't exist <br /> <br /> <br />...either! '<br /><br />Dónall Dempsey<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/here-but-not-all-there/