How to lose a friend if you ask me <br /> 'Not a hard task, I'll say, 'how easy come see'. <br /> <br />For losing you need not tell him to go, very straight <br />Just pretend that you're busy by looking at the gate. <br /> <br />If it does not work just open little mouth <br />Tell him you're tired and just you've come from the South. <br /> <br />Keep your ears closed (only God knows why they remain open) <br />Pay no heed to his words till such seem to happen <br /> <br />That he gets very bored, little irritated and makes a little fuss <br />Why instead of listening to his words you are looking through the glass <br /> <br />In the meanwhile even if you feel a thirst for a little cup of tea <br />Forget it for now till you make him go out beyond see. <br /> <br />If all of them do not work just make a last try <br />Ask for some money from him telling you have gone very dry. <br /> <br />Yet there'll be a few who'll stick to you like glue for ever <br />Tell them to go now and not to come back till you come out from a fever. <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />© Palas Kumar Ray.All rights reserved. <br /><br />Palas Kumar Ray<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/how-to-lose-a-friend/
