Please Don't Read This Poem <br /> <br />Please don't read this poem. <br />It's only meant for me. <br />That's it. Just move along now. <br />There's nothing here to see. <br /> <br />Besides, I'm sure you'd rather <br />just go outside and play. <br />So put the poem down now <br />and slowly back away. <br /> <br />Hey, why are you still reading? <br />That isn't very nice. <br />I've asked you once politely. <br />Don't make me ask you twice. <br /> <br />I'm telling you, it's private. <br />Do not read one more line. <br />Hey! That's one more. Now stop it. <br />This isn't yours; it's mine. <br /> <br />You're not allowed to read this. <br />You really have to stop. <br />If you don't quit this instant, <br />I swear I'll call a cop. <br /> <br />He'll drag you off in handcuffs. <br />He'll lock you up in jail, <br />and leave you there forever <br />until you're old and frail. <br /> <br />Your friends will all forget you. <br />You won't be even missed. <br />Your family, too, will likely <br />forget that you exist. <br /> <br />And all because you read this <br />instead of having fun. <br />It's too late now, amigo; <br />the poem's nearly done. <br /> <br />There's only one solution. <br />Here's what you'll have to do: <br />Tell all your friends and family <br />they shouldn't read it too. <br /> <br />-Kenn Nesbitt<br /><br />juliana lake<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/please-dont-read-this-poem/
