And while Allan was holding his crotch <br />he was nursing, left-handed, his Scotch. <br />When two boobs wandered by <br />and they flashed the poor guy <br />now his hand did move up, just a notch.<br /><br />Herbert Nehrlich<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/allan-s-crutch-yes-crutch/
