She was a good Catholic girl <br />wanted to be a nun at thirteen <br /> <br />but then – ran away with <br />a Buddhist called John <br /> <br />Shakespeare <br />who(it turned out to be) <br />was a drug dealer. <br /> <br />They married & kids <br />followed invariably. <br /> <br />Becoming Mrs. Shakespeare <br /> <br />not all <br />it was <br /> <br />cracked up <br />to be.<br /><br />Dónall Dempsey<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/becoming-mrs-shakespeare/