There was a dumb blonde named Lorraine <br />Who stood too close to a train. <br />—It went by so fast <br />—It tore off her ass <br />And now she ain't got no brain! <br /> <br />There was a smart blonde named Ruth <br />Who said, 'By God, it's the truth. <br />—Everyone makes fun <br />—'Cause my hair's like the sun <br />And they all think I'm dumb, for sooth. <br /> <br />But I'm really very smart <br />I just like to play the part. <br />—I pretend to be slow <br />—And fool them, you know <br />And I get what I want, it's an art. <br /> <br />Men don't like to be aware <br />That their girlfriends have brains up there <br />—So just ply me with things <br />—Like big diamond rings <br />And you can think what you like, I swear.'<br /><br />George Hunter<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/dumb-blonde-smart-blonde/
