I’m Rowdy like Roddy <br />But not rowdier than Piper <br />I should wear a diaper <br />Cause I took a mean one on a sniper <br />A Viper <br />But I’m Riper than the greenest grape <br />Got more cassettes than a tape <br />And it is rape I hate <br />I steam roll <br />Through a beam hole <br />Completed a never dream goal <br />Now it is my soul that needs to be consoled <br />Or controlled <br />Like African gold <br />Real bold <br />For speaking of something oh so old <br />I wish to hold racism by the balls <br />And engage in peaceful castration <br />And then have the US write for me to Osama <br />A peaceful recommendation <br />We are a nation <br />Where there’s peace through every station <br />But not the television cause what about <br />Freddy and Jason <br />But not the Argonauts <br />Or Dinobots with Vinyl spots <br />With more backbone than Spinal clots <br />Or Rhyno nauts <br />A twitsed mind <br />A twisted spine <br />I’m a paraplegic <br />But with enough mental flexibility <br />That I beat Dynasty Warriors <br />Cause I’m strategic <br />Nor a Vegan <br />Cause I eat animal crackers <br />I’m sort of a slacker <br />But with my mom I dare someone <br />To try and attack her <br />Dashed through the watery skies <br />In a Hydroplane <br />And did the same thing as I <br />Flied through the rain <br />Upset cause my shirt was murdered <br />By an Indigo Stain <br />And then a Scarlet one <br />Passing through the plentiful flames <br />Now my mind just warped past an orange <br />With no rhyming words except my world’s <br />Word Scorange <br />Shouldn’t scorange be a word <br />Just like Kilver, and just like wonth, <br />Which means we’re allowed to kill our liver <br />By the first of the month <br />These Rhymes just pop into my head <br />Never once have I planned em <br />This is a day in the life of my mind <br />But the words are at random<br /><br />Corey Threet<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/a-random-poem-about-my-day-in-the-life-of-my-mind-1-4-c-4-27-09/
