Stephen Chang, a commodities broker in Manhattan, <br />Was viciously attacked by a heel, <br />Not ordinary heel but by a stiletto heel, <br />Donned by a lap dancer, on her feet. <br />With nothing more to bare. <br />He wouldn’t care a bit but these times are troubling on Wall Street, <br />He could be unemployed tomorrow in some kind of take over deal. <br />The gentleman plopped a few hundred dollars in the Hot Lap Dance Club. <br />Pocket change as far as New York goes, <br />It comes and it goes again, <br />After all the ex-governor plopped $4,400 for An Emperor’s Club escort, <br /> <br />While a senator’s husband dropped $150 for the same action in Michigan. <br /> <br />The cost of living is high in New York City, where Manhattan is the hub. <br />With Bear Stearns and the dropping dollar he did catch a lap dance, <br />As by some chance, <br />The nude gal with her legs ablaze to Stephen Chang into a maze, <br />Of Flesh and most likely silicon and French nails, <br />Stephen Chang was in a daze, <br />But at an inopportune time he found a heel before his eye, <br />What had happened is that the woman whirled around his seat, <br />Not knowing the dimensional perimeter she had to make, <br />To make sure his view was a treat, <br />Lo and behold she had almost blinded him in one eye; she said “I’m sorry, ” with a sigh, <br />Of relief. <br /> <br />But Chang was out to file a lawsuit because he was attacked by lap dancer. <br />The lawsuit probably will get settled out of court, <br />I’ll bet when he goes to these bars or clubs, <br />He will look at the dancers from a more distant view, <br />Rather getting into a lawsuit for the loss of sight in an eye, <br />And a dancer saying “I keep an eye out for you.” <br /> <br />(4-4-2008)<br /><br />Joe Rosochacki<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/i-ll-keep-an-eye-for-you/