Marilyn Chambers, the fair maiden who donned the box cover of Ivory Snow, <br />The soap was 99 44/100% pure”. <br />Although, <br />Her movies that she made weren’t that for sure. <br />She graced the cover on the box holding her commercial kid, <br />Later she discard her clothes, make pornographic movies and lo <br />And behold <br />She made more, <br />And from the grace that was almost pure, <br />She fell from Ivory Snow to Behind the Green Door. <br />Alas, this porno queen has fallen at age 56, <br />---no cougar anymore, she will be missed dearly <br />Making porno movies could be hazardous to your health, <br />Could this the reason she died so early? <br />Maybe. <br />Procter & Gamble, unaware of Chambers' role in the X-rated film, <br />used one of her photos that had been taken during her New York modeling days on its laundry detergent box - she's shown cuddling a laughing baby. <br />Procter & Gamble, whose Ivory products were '99 44/100% pure, ' <br />quickly pulled the boxes from store shelves. <br />(4-16-09)<br /><br />Joe Rosochacki<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/ivory-snow-soap/
