A thief was caught while having his ankle bracelet on, <br />The thief, was adorned with the adornment after he was convicted of burglary, <br />The ankle bracelet had a GPS system in it where upon, <br />The police were tracking his every move concurrently. <br /> <br />Much to the thief chagrin, <br />The law stepped in, <br />The thief is behind bars, not at home, <br />Dumb and Dumber is a movie, <br />But that does not come close to reality. <br /> <br />(3-17-2008)<br /><br />Joe Rosochacki<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/dumb-and-dumber-and-the-dumbest/